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FAQs with Uncle Marty: Monsanto Zombies

Uncle Marty: “I heard you talking about something called a Monsanto Zombie.”

Steve Stratman: “I was referring to a cow.”

Uncle Marty: “A Monsanto Zombie is a kind of cow?”

Steve: “Not really a specific breed, like a Hereford or Brahman. But more your garden variety cow that ends up in a concentrated animal feeding operation. Once these cows . . . “

FAQs: Voodoo, Drugs and Foreign Aid

“What’s your angle here? I mean, why Haiti and what the f*** is a bokor?”