Steve Stratman Writer

FAQs With Uncle Marty: “That’s Just P.C. Bull-Crap.”

Uncle Marty: “You seem to complain a lot.”

Steve Stratman: “That bothers you?”

I can’t say anything without you complaining about it.

Like what?

Well, how ’bout Columbus Day.

What about it?

It’s a good holiday.

Yeah, if you’re an Indian killer.

You see? You’re always complaining. Seems like P.C. bullsh*t-talk to me.

You want me to tone down my opinions so I don’t offend you?

That’s not what I meant.

What did you mean?

I should be able to say whatever I want without you complaining about it.

What if I just sugarcoated my replies? Or maybe just agreed with you?

That would work.

You’re aware that’s pretty much the text-book definition of Political Correctness. With a bow on top.

Look. If you don’t stop complaining we’ll have to just talk about unicorns. Or puppies or something.

Ok. You start. How about puppies?

I don’t like pit bulls. They’re dangerous.

Why, because they remind you of rap singers?

See. There you go again. Always complaining.

Ok. Sorry. Let’s go again. What about poodles?

Poodles are stupid.

Why? Too gay?

Now you’re just pissing me off.